“Those guys are really neat. That Mike character was something else–and, he had an ass like a horse and arms like a locksmith, real good stuff.”

“So I have a 12in cock. So what? Those guys have $1000 scooters. I’d rather scoot than ram this in somewhere.”

“The way they scoot and own the fucking road, it’s incredible. The way I look at it, it’s like “why go for a hamburger when you can get a steak?” Those guys are steaks, yum.”

“I see these guys scooting around, occasionally causing mayhem and whatnot, but I ain’t pulling them over or arresting them. As far as SoD is concerned, they can do pretty much whatever the fuck they want.”